CessnaParakeet,

I bought my car for me to revolve around it. I am the Earth, and it is the Sun. I am nothing without it. Sometimes I like to park it on the side of high traffic roads and out in front of night clubs (that i can't get in because i'm repulsive). I pull out my matching lawn chair, sit next to it, and let people congratulate and worship what a success I am. I also do this because i'm homeless.