How it automatically applies the brakes every 30 seconds when you're driving in the rain.

OK, I get why you might want to keep the brake pads dry, but really, do you have to hit the brakes every 30 seconds? It's not just a gentle tap; its very noticeable - and very annoying. And it really gets old after an hour or so. Wants to make you drive without the wipers on just to avoid this. Where's that bottle of Rain-X?